The greatest day of your life will probably involve this sandwich. It's the FVSLOT, or fakin' (fake bacon), alfalfa sprouts, lettuce, onion, vegennaise and tomato on grainy wheat bread. It may remind you of your childhood or a mean babysitter you once had, but this sammie satisfies and there is no substitute. (unless you are substituting real meat for, well, whatever.) My biology teacher says that mayonnaise substitutes are technically just thick white gravy that has been stablized, and I like to think about that when I eat this sandwich. It might seems unapealling at first, but who doesn't want a gravy sandwich deep down in their hearts?
